Milk Duds

"How many poets do we…are you…do we have any poetry majors here?"

Brian Murray

"Go out there, take a swig of that…what do you call that? A Five-Hour Energy? Have a drag of a grape-flavor stogie…"

Brian Murray, on taking a 10-minute break in class

"What about that gorilla fight, you wanna turn that gorilla fight on the Youtube thing?…Oh, I’ve seen better gorilla fights."

Brian Murray, on 2001: A Space Odyssey

"I’ll be up north sitting by a crackling fire, snifter of brandy in hand, dog curled at my feet. So the question is this: do I want to write something tat he’d enjoy reading, by the crackling fire with the dog? Or…"

Brian Murray, on the consideration that we might want to take into the quality of our final papers

"Now Kennedy…he was a real piece of work. Nixon was just sweatier."

Brian Murray

"There’s stuff on BBC that makes Fox look like Hamlet."

Brian Murray

"You know, that book by Mary Shelley: Frank and Stein."

Brian Murray

"You expect Shatner to do anything for a buck."

Brian Murray

"I paid my $20, I got my Milk Duds. I want a sex scene."

Brian Murray

"And that’s like a McMuffin! Not a McMuffin, what is that…a McGuffin! A Hitchcock phrase. A McGuffin. You’ve heard of that phrase, right?"

Brian Murray